NCIS CHRISTMAS FILKS

By JustJeanette

EMAIL: JustJeanette

FILK: Leroy Jethro Gibbs.... sung to Good King Wenceslas
FANDOM: NCIS
PAIRING: Gibbs/Tony if you look, otherwise gen
ARCHIVE: If you want it, just let me know

 Disclaimer: I disclaim that I filk.  I also disclaim that I do not own Gibbs, Tony or NCIS nor the original music and lyrics.  I'll send Gibbs and Tony back when I've finished playing with them. :D

Leroy Jethro Gibbs looked out
On the scene, a wondering
When the victim had bled out,
And why he'd a bludgeoning
Brightly lit, the crime scene light
Upon the death so was cruel
When a suspect came in sight
Returning like a fool

"Hither, Tony, and stand by me
If thou know'st it, telling
Yonder miscreant, who is he?
Where and what his dwelling?"
"Gibbs, he lives a good mile hence
Wyman Park in view
Right along San Martin Drive
By Johns Hopkins U."

"Bring your Cuffs and bring your Guns
Bring a warrant with thee
Thou and I will bust his buns
Tony, you are with Me."
Gibbs and Tony forth they went
Forth they sped together
Traffic snarls they did circumvent
Ignoring all the weather

"Gibbs, the night is darker now
And the suspect he's a bomber.
Caution I think is called for now,
We should wait a bit longer."
"Mark my signals, my good man
Follow them real closely
Thou shalt find I'll win this hand."
With that he strode forth boldly

In his master's steps he trod
Signal followed closely
Soon arresting that poor sod
Who'd angered Gibbs so grossly
Therefore, Naval men, be sure
Health and rank possessing
Those who would dare hurt you more
Shall themselves by Gibbs arresting

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Down in the Bullpen sung to Away in a Manger

Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Disclaimer: I don't own Gibbs, Tony or NCIS, neither do I own the original lyrics.  The filkage, however, I take the blame for. :D

Oh down in the Bullpen
DiNozzo did sleep
And Dreamed of his Jethro
And the love that they'd keep

The crime's they're a solving
As they work through the day
At night they are resting
Together they lay

While Ducky is talking
And Abby's lab quakes
Our Tony DiNozzo
Jethro's throat he doth take

I love thee, DiNozzo
Come down from the stairs
And stay by my side,
There forever, abide.

I'll stay with the, Jethro
At work and at home
Close to you forever
Never leave you alone

 

~o0o~

The Twelve Cases Worked sung to The Twelve Days of Christmas.

Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: Gen
Disclaimer: I don't own Gibbs, Tony or NCIS, neither do I own the original lyrics.  The filkage, however, I take the blame for. :D

The Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the first case we worked,

DiNozzo found for me

A Perp in the Lavatory.

On the second case we worked,

DiNozzo found for me

Two murdered squids,

And a Perp in the Lavatory.

On the third case we worked,

DiNozzo found for me

Three new clues,

Two murdered squids,

And a Perp in the Lavatory.

On the fourth case we worked,

DiNozzo found for me

Four calling girls,

Three new clues,

Two murdered squids,

And a Perp in the Lavatory.

On the fifth case we worked,

DiNozzo found for me

Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,

Four calling girls,

Three new clues,

Two murdered squids,

And a Perp in the Lavatory.

On the sixth case we worked,

DiNozzo found for me

Six wingman stealing,

Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,

Four calling girls,

Three new clues,

Two murdered squids,

And a Perp in the Lavatory.

On the seventh case we worked,

DiNozzo found for me

Seven Captain cavorting,

Six wingman stealing,

Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,

Four calling girls,

Three new clues,

Two murdered squids,

And a Perp in the Lavatory.

On the eighth case we worked,

DiNozzo found for me

Eight usual suspects,

Seven Captain cavorting,

Six wingman stealing,

Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,

Four calling girls,

Three new clues,

Two murdered squids,

And a Perp in the Lavatory.

On the ninth case we worked,

DiNozzo found for me

Nine Agents slacking,

Eight usual suspects,

Seven Captain cavorting,

Six wingman stealing,

Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,

Four calling girls,

Three new clues,

Two murdered squids,

And a Perp in the Lavatory.

On the tenth case we worked,

DiNozzo found for me

Ten ships a sinking,

Nine Agents slacking,

Eight usual suspects,

Seven Captain cavorting,

Six wingman stealing,

Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,

Four calling girls,

Three new clues,

Two murdered squids,

And a Perp in the Lavatory.

On the eleventh case we worked,

DiNozzo found for me

Eleven hackers hacking,

Ten ships a sinking,

Nine Agents slacking,

Eight usual suspects,

Seven Captain cavorting,

Six wingman stealing,

Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,

Four calling girls,

Three new clues,

Two murdered squids,

And a Perp in the Lavatory.

On the twelfth case we worked,

DiNozzo found for me

Twelve gunners Gunning,

Eleven hackers hacking,

Ten ships a sinking,

Nine Agents slacking,

Eight usual suspects,

Seven Captain cavorting,

Six wingman stealing,

Fiiiiiiiive dead Mariiiiiiines,

Four calling girls,

Three new clues,

Two murdered squids,

And a Perp in the Lavatory!

~o0o~

TITLE: Ziva Got Run Over By A Reindeer Sung To Grandma Got Runned Over By A Reindeer

FANDOM: NICIS

PAIRING: Tony/Gibbs

ARCHIVE: If you want.

CHALLENGE: NCIS Chat Ziva got runned over by a reindeer challenge

DISCLAIMER: I do not own NCIS or Grandma got runned over by a reindeer. I'm just answering a challenge for some fun. ~.^

TONY: Ziva got runned over by a reindeer

Sneaking out past our house Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Justice,

But as for me and Jethro, we believe.

She'd been thinking she was essential,

Her place to be my favorite beau.

But she forgot that I was taken,

Twice a night at least, you know.

When we found her Christmas mornin',

At the scene of the attack,

We had no time for mourning,

For it was time to hit the sack.

TONY: Ziva got runned over by a reindeer

Sneaking out past our house Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Justice,

But as for me and Jethro, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Tony,

He's been takin' this so well.

See him in there ruttin' with Jethro,

In balls deep and howling out so he rides the swell

It's now Christmas without Ziva.

All the family's dressed in black.

And we just can't help but wonder:

Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

TONY: Ziva got runned over by a reindeer

Sneaking out past our house Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Justice,

But as for me and Jethro, we believe.

Now my arse is on the table

Jethro's gettin' pretty big.

There's lube and a condom

That would have to just make safe the staff of Jethro's rig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.

"Better watch out for yourselves.

They should never let an assassin,

Out near the man who drives a sleigh and owes ourselves."

TONY: Ziva got runned over by a reindeer

Sneaking out past our house Christmas Eve.

(Not minding her own business)

You can say there's no such thing as Justice,

(What do you mean there's no Justice?)

But as for me and Jethro, we believe.

(Lord, we believe)

Oh

As for me and Jethro, we believe.

You know what to do it you enjoyed.

Christmas Song, Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Lyrics